Wednesday, July 15, 2009

student tintu again

Teacher:-vakkyattil prayogikkuka 'eni mell'(at this time).

Tntumon:-mugham kayukiya raju eni, mell kayukan pokukayannu.........

student Tintu

Teacher :- lokattil vachu attavum pisukkanarannu?


Tintumon:-swantham veetinu thee(fire) pitikkumbol fire force nu mis call ayakkunnavan

Tintu with fish

veetil vashakundakkiya tintumon kuppiyil kitanirunna meeniae(fish) nilattittukondu
:-"njan chavan povukaya nee ankilum raksha petto"

Sunday, July 5, 2009

Coaching continues

Olympics teamintae pariseel kanaya tintumonum studentum oru beekaramaya kattil akapettu

Apool avitae bayankaramaya oru asareeri (announcement) undayi

"Tintumonae nintae munpillirikunna 3 kallukal kandillae atil natukattae kallu "Ampu"(arrow) upayogichu ne mattanum ankilae ningalku e kattil ninum puratukatakkan sadikku..."

Tintumon studentinodu:-Ata.....!njan patipichu tannittulla methodil ne a kallinu narae ampu cheyu....!

(studentintae lakshyam 7ayil vakkatukooti varae poyilla)

Tintumon:-ata.ata..........ne antae manam kalayum .Dae,kando njan ampu cheytu kallu mattunnathu.

(ampu cheyunnu)

"Antayoooooooo..... ane konnae!......"

student:-arutaeyo metotanu guru aytha ampu kondatu.

Tintumon:-Ata, atu matarutaeyum metalla nerathae oru asareeri kettillae ayalutae metha kondae..............

Tintumon as a coach

Olympicsinu vendi malayali studentsinae train cheyyan Tintumonae chumatala petutti

pariseelana classil

Student:-sir......,'VILL' kando?

Tintumon:-aye.,'VILL'kandattilla CD yilakki vachitae yullo....

Speeching Tintu

Tintumon 'samuhika sevanatinulla' speechinu paranjathu;

Tintumon:-suhruttukkalae,nammal ennu evitae kootiyirikunnathu oru chaya kutichu piriyuvan ano?pinentinanu?.......................................













Tintumon:-atinatutirikunna 'parippuvata'kooti tinnananaennu njan ormipikkukayanu !.........

Friday, July 3, 2009

Tintu as a sulthan

Tintumon orikkal mysore palace visit cheyan poyi,avitae undayirunna oru kaserayil kayari erunnu.

Security:-Sir,dayavayi atil erikkaruth atu 'TIPPU SULTHAN'tae yanu

Tintumon:-than,petikkanda!pullikkaran varumbo njan anettu kotutolam

Thursday, July 2, 2009

Tintu in Electronics Lab

Hotel anennu karuthi electronics labil kayariya vridhan:-
"puttundo kazhikan?"

tintumon:-"undallo, randu type"

vridhan:-"ethokeya?"

tintumon:-"input-um output-um"

vridhan:- "randum oro plate poratte"


Sardar meets Tintu

Sardar:- oh god! ee kattilinte adiyil pretham(ghost) undo ennu eniku pediyund.

Tintu:- athinentha! kattilinte 4 kalum murichu kalanjal pore!........

Doctor Tintu

Tintumon:-amme, achanu pani(fever) anennalle amma paranje?

Amma:- atheda...

Tintumon:- achanodu enthengilum 'LIGHT' ayittullathu kazhikanalle doctor
paranje?

Achan:- athe....

Tintumon:- appo! namuku adyam achanu e 'TUBE LIGHT' kodukkam, athukazhinju akathe light kodukkam..

Mouse & Tintu

Tintumonte veettile kinattil eli (mouse) veenu

Achan:- namuk oru elipetti(rat box) kinattilek idam.

Aniyan:- venda athilum nallathu oru poocha(cat)ye kinattil idunathanu

Tintumon:- ningalarum pedikenda eliye kollan njan kinattil pashanam(rat poison)

kalakiyittundu...

Wednesday, July 1, 2009

Tintu in Guinness book

BREAKING NEWS:

Tintumon Guinness bookil kayari; 6 hours ulla IIT exam tintu verum 15 minutes kondu teerthu.

Tintu fights with OMR

IIT selectionu OMR fill cheyunna Tintumon, adythae option A

second one B, third one C, fourth one D

fifth one enthu cheythu?
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samsayikenda fifth one A,B,C,D ennuthanne adeham fill cheythu.

Tintu in medical shop

Tintumon:- chetta! chumakulla oru marunnu tha.

Shopkeeper:- tonikkano?

Tintumon:- 'Tony'kalla ente ammakkaa...

Tintu in UKG

Teacher:- ningalil arkoke swargathil povanam?

(tintumon ozhikae bakkiyellavarum kai pokkunuu)

Teacher:- antha? Tintumonu povande?

Tintumon:- venda,school vittal nere veettil chelanam enna amma

paranjirikunath...

After exam

Tintumon:- exam engane undayirunu?

kootukaran:- sho! enikonnum kittiyilla njan paperil onnum ezhuthathe tirichu koduthu

Tintumon:- ayyo! chadichu

koottukaran:- enthada?

Tintumon:- enikum onnum kittathathu karanam njanum paper veruthe koduthirikukaya iniyippo

nammal copy adichathanennu parayille?

Tuesday, June 30, 2009

Aniyan & Tintu

Tintuvum koottukaranum computer sir-inte aduthu chennu:- Sir, ee computeril arengilum lock cheythu vachal engane open cheyyan pattum?


Sir:- athentha, ippol inganathe samshayam?!


kootukaran:- ente chettan, njan kalikunnathu nirthanayi lock cheythu vachu.



Sir:- entha? tintu ninte prashnam?



Tintumon:- ente yum prashnam ithu thannaeya. avante chettananu lock cheythathu pakshe



ente aniyananu lock cheythu vachathu...!!

Two Wheeler Tintu

Oru stoppil car nirthiyittu carinte tyre Tintu mon azhikunnathu kanda koottukaran:- enthada Tintu.... tyre puncture ayo?



Tintu mon:- de! kandille, ivide two wheeler mathrame park cheyyan pattullu ennu ezhuthiyirikunnathu...

Male and Tintu

Tintumon:- acha........, achan verum 'male'um amma 'female'um anallo?



Achan:-eda athu englishil anugalkum, pennugalkum parayunathanu



Tintumon:- alla acha..., appo e 'karutta annugal'kkano 'BLACKMALE' ennu parayunnath??.

Stick & Tintu

Tintumon stick file vangunatu kanda koottukaran:- file-nu ethrayayi?


Tintumon:- 10 rupa


koottukaran:- eda! ithinu verum 5 rupaye ullu. ayalu ninne pattichu


Tintumon:- eda 5 rupa filenum bakki 5 rupa e stickinum! tintumonoda kali..!!

Tintu in bus

Aluva busil kayariya tintumon:- oru bypass, oru bank junction, pinne oru bus stand


conductor:- moonnu ticket aluvak, ennu paranjal pore? ellayidathekum ore charge anu


tintumon:- enik oru ticket mathi. athil ethu stopil iranganamennu theerumanichittilla