Teacher:-vakkyattil prayogikkuka 'eni mell'(at this time).
Tntumon:-mugham kayukiya raju eni, mell kayukan pokukayannu.........
Wednesday, July 15, 2009
student Tintu
Teacher :- lokattil vachu attavum pisukkanarannu?
Tintumon:-swantham veetinu thee(fire) pitikkumbol fire force nu mis call ayakkunnavan
Tintumon:-swantham veetinu thee(fire) pitikkumbol fire force nu mis call ayakkunnavan
Tintu with fish
veetil vashakundakkiya tintumon kuppiyil kitanirunna meeniae(fish) nilattittukondu
:-"njan chavan povukaya nee ankilum raksha petto"
:-"njan chavan povukaya nee ankilum raksha petto"
Sunday, July 5, 2009
Coaching continues
Olympics teamintae pariseel kanaya tintumonum studentum oru beekaramaya kattil akapettu
Apool avitae bayankaramaya oru asareeri (announcement) undayi
"Tintumonae nintae munpillirikunna 3 kallukal kandillae atil natukattae kallu "Ampu"(arrow) upayogichu ne mattanum ankilae ningalku e kattil ninum puratukatakkan sadikku..."
Tintumon studentinodu:-Ata.....!njan patipichu tannittulla methodil ne a kallinu narae ampu cheyu....!
(studentintae lakshyam 7ayil vakkatukooti varae poyilla)
Tintumon:-ata.ata..........ne antae manam kalayum .Dae,kando njan ampu cheytu kallu mattunnathu.
(ampu cheyunnu)
"Antayoooooooo..... ane konnae!......"
student:-arutaeyo metotanu guru aytha ampu kondatu.
Tintumon:-Ata, atu matarutaeyum metalla nerathae oru asareeri kettillae ayalutae metha kondae..............
Apool avitae bayankaramaya oru asareeri (announcement) undayi
"Tintumonae nintae munpillirikunna 3 kallukal kandillae atil natukattae kallu "Ampu"(arrow) upayogichu ne mattanum ankilae ningalku e kattil ninum puratukatakkan sadikku..."
Tintumon studentinodu:-Ata.....!njan patipichu tannittulla methodil ne a kallinu narae ampu cheyu....!
(studentintae lakshyam 7ayil vakkatukooti varae poyilla)
Tintumon:-ata.ata..........ne antae manam kalayum .Dae,kando njan ampu cheytu kallu mattunnathu.
(ampu cheyunnu)
"Antayoooooooo..... ane konnae!......"
student:-arutaeyo metotanu guru aytha ampu kondatu.
Tintumon:-Ata, atu matarutaeyum metalla nerathae oru asareeri kettillae ayalutae metha kondae..............
Tintumon as a coach
Olympicsinu vendi malayali studentsinae train cheyyan Tintumonae chumatala petutti
pariseelana classil
Student:-sir......,'VILL' kando?
Tintumon:-aye.,'VILL'kandattilla CD yilakki vachitae yullo....
pariseelana classil
Student:-sir......,'VILL' kando?
Tintumon:-aye.,'VILL'kandattilla CD yilakki vachitae yullo....
Speeching Tintu
Tintumon 'samuhika sevanatinulla' speechinu paranjathu;
Tintumon:-suhruttukkalae,nammal ennu evitae kootiyirikunnathu oru chaya kutichu piriyuvan ano?pinentinanu?.......................................
Tintumon:-atinatutirikunna 'parippuvata'kooti tinnananaennu njan ormipikkukayanu !.........
Tintumon:-suhruttukkalae,nammal ennu evitae kootiyirikunnathu oru chaya kutichu piriyuvan ano?pinentinanu?.......................................
Tintumon:-atinatutirikunna 'parippuvata'kooti tinnananaennu njan ormipikkukayanu !.........
Friday, July 3, 2009
Tintu as a sulthan
Tintumon orikkal mysore palace visit cheyan poyi,avitae undayirunna oru kaserayil kayari erunnu.
Security:-Sir,dayavayi atil erikkaruth atu 'TIPPU SULTHAN'tae yanu
Tintumon:-than,petikkanda!pullikkaran varumbo njan anettu kotutolam
Security:-Sir,dayavayi atil erikkaruth atu 'TIPPU SULTHAN'tae yanu
Tintumon:-than,petikkanda!pullikkaran varumbo njan anettu kotutolam
Thursday, July 2, 2009
Tintu in Electronics Lab
Hotel anennu karuthi electronics labil kayariya vridhan:-
"puttundo kazhikan?"
tintumon:-"undallo, randu type"
vridhan:-"ethokeya?"
tintumon:-"input-um output-um"
vridhan:- "randum oro plate poratte"
Sardar meets Tintu
Sardar:- oh god! ee kattilinte adiyil pretham(ghost) undo ennu eniku pediyund.
Tintu:- athinentha! kattilinte 4 kalum murichu kalanjal pore!........
Tintu:- athinentha! kattilinte 4 kalum murichu kalanjal pore!........
Doctor Tintu
Tintumon:-amme, achanu pani(fever) anennalle amma paranje?
Amma:- atheda...
Tintumon:- achanodu enthengilum 'LIGHT' ayittullathu kazhikanalle doctor
paranje?
Achan:- athe....
Tintumon:- appo! namuku adyam achanu e 'TUBE LIGHT' kodukkam, athukazhinju akathe light kodukkam..
Amma:- atheda...
Tintumon:- achanodu enthengilum 'LIGHT' ayittullathu kazhikanalle doctor
paranje?
Achan:- athe....
Tintumon:- appo! namuku adyam achanu e 'TUBE LIGHT' kodukkam, athukazhinju akathe light kodukkam..
Mouse & Tintu
Tintumonte veettile kinattil eli (mouse) veenu
Achan:- namuk oru elipetti(rat box) kinattilek idam.
Aniyan:- venda athilum nallathu oru poocha(cat)ye kinattil idunathanu
Tintumon:- ningalarum pedikenda eliye kollan njan kinattil pashanam(rat poison)
kalakiyittundu...
Achan:- namuk oru elipetti(rat box) kinattilek idam.
Aniyan:- venda athilum nallathu oru poocha(cat)ye kinattil idunathanu
Tintumon:- ningalarum pedikenda eliye kollan njan kinattil pashanam(rat poison)
kalakiyittundu...
Wednesday, July 1, 2009
Tintu in Guinness book
BREAKING NEWS:
Tintumon Guinness bookil kayari; 6 hours ulla IIT exam tintu verum 15 minutes kondu teerthu.
Tintumon Guinness bookil kayari; 6 hours ulla IIT exam tintu verum 15 minutes kondu teerthu.
Tintu fights with OMR
IIT selectionu OMR fill cheyunna Tintumon, adythae option A
second one B, third one C, fourth one D
fifth one enthu cheythu?
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samsayikenda fifth one A,B,C,D ennuthanne adeham fill cheythu.
second one B, third one C, fourth one D
fifth one enthu cheythu?
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samsayikenda fifth one A,B,C,D ennuthanne adeham fill cheythu.
Tintu in medical shop
Tintumon:- chetta! chumakulla oru marunnu tha.
Shopkeeper:- tonikkano?
Tintumon:- 'Tony'kalla ente ammakkaa...
Shopkeeper:- tonikkano?
Tintumon:- 'Tony'kalla ente ammakkaa...
Tintu in UKG
Teacher:- ningalil arkoke swargathil povanam?
(tintumon ozhikae bakkiyellavarum kai pokkunuu)
Teacher:- antha? Tintumonu povande?
Tintumon:- venda,school vittal nere veettil chelanam enna amma
paranjirikunath...
(tintumon ozhikae bakkiyellavarum kai pokkunuu)
Teacher:- antha? Tintumonu povande?
Tintumon:- venda,school vittal nere veettil chelanam enna amma
paranjirikunath...
After exam
Tintumon:- exam engane undayirunu?
kootukaran:- sho! enikonnum kittiyilla njan paperil onnum ezhuthathe tirichu koduthu
Tintumon:- ayyo! chadichu
koottukaran:- enthada?
Tintumon:- enikum onnum kittathathu karanam njanum paper veruthe koduthirikukaya iniyippo
nammal copy adichathanennu parayille?
kootukaran:- sho! enikonnum kittiyilla njan paperil onnum ezhuthathe tirichu koduthu
Tintumon:- ayyo! chadichu
koottukaran:- enthada?
Tintumon:- enikum onnum kittathathu karanam njanum paper veruthe koduthirikukaya iniyippo
nammal copy adichathanennu parayille?
Tuesday, June 30, 2009
Aniyan & Tintu
Tintuvum koottukaranum computer sir-inte aduthu chennu:- Sir, ee computeril arengilum lock cheythu vachal engane open cheyyan pattum?
ente aniyananu lock cheythu vachathu...!!
Sir:- athentha, ippol inganathe samshayam?!
kootukaran:- ente chettan, njan kalikunnathu nirthanayi lock cheythu vachu.
Sir:- entha? tintu ninte prashnam?
Tintumon:- ente yum prashnam ithu thannaeya. avante chettananu lock cheythathu pakshe
kootukaran:- ente chettan, njan kalikunnathu nirthanayi lock cheythu vachu.
Sir:- entha? tintu ninte prashnam?
Tintumon:- ente yum prashnam ithu thannaeya. avante chettananu lock cheythathu pakshe
ente aniyananu lock cheythu vachathu...!!
Two Wheeler Tintu
Oru stoppil car nirthiyittu carinte tyre Tintu mon azhikunnathu kanda koottukaran:- enthada Tintu.... tyre puncture ayo?
Tintu mon:- de! kandille, ivide two wheeler mathrame park cheyyan pattullu ennu ezhuthiyirikunnathu...
Tintu mon:- de! kandille, ivide two wheeler mathrame park cheyyan pattullu ennu ezhuthiyirikunnathu...
Male and Tintu
Tintumon:- acha........, achan verum 'male'um amma 'female'um anallo?
Achan:-eda athu englishil anugalkum, pennugalkum parayunathanu
Tintumon:- alla acha..., appo e 'karutta annugal'kkano 'BLACKMALE' ennu parayunnath??.
Achan:-eda athu englishil anugalkum, pennugalkum parayunathanu
Tintumon:- alla acha..., appo e 'karutta annugal'kkano 'BLACKMALE' ennu parayunnath??.
Stick & Tintu
Tintumon stick file vangunatu kanda koottukaran:- file-nu ethrayayi?
Tintumon:- 10 rupa
koottukaran:- eda! ithinu verum 5 rupaye ullu. ayalu ninne pattichu
Tintumon:- eda 5 rupa filenum bakki 5 rupa e stickinum! tintumonoda kali..!!
Tintumon:- 10 rupa
koottukaran:- eda! ithinu verum 5 rupaye ullu. ayalu ninne pattichu
Tintumon:- eda 5 rupa filenum bakki 5 rupa e stickinum! tintumonoda kali..!!
Tintu in bus
Aluva busil kayariya tintumon:- oru bypass, oru bank junction, pinne oru bus stand
conductor:- moonnu ticket aluvak, ennu paranjal pore? ellayidathekum ore charge anu
tintumon:- enik oru ticket mathi. athil ethu stopil iranganamennu theerumanichittilla
conductor:- moonnu ticket aluvak, ennu paranjal pore? ellayidathekum ore charge anu
tintumon:- enik oru ticket mathi. athil ethu stopil iranganamennu theerumanichittilla
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